The game

I have written about three more lines for my essay, but I did invent a new game in which I sit in my desk chair, push off from the wall and slide across the room as fast as I can. Granted, it's a small room, so I can only slide about seven feet, if you include push-off space. Still, it was fun until I banged my elbow against the door.

I call it

Melissa Wilson's Pink Chair Game of Danger (colon) The Reason, Among Others, Why She Will Not Be Getting Her Security Deposit Back.

Wanna play?