Dear First Year Journalism,
It's been a trip. Thanks for the good times. See you in September.
Love,
Melissa Wilson
p.s. Exams: I'm a nice girl, please go easy on me.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Sunday, April 1, 2007
Maybe I'll just hide her rice
I might actually kill my roommate tonight.
How difficult is it to simply not leave open flame unattended? It's simple common sense, and it greatly decreases the likelyhood that I will come home one day to find the apartment has burned down and all that remains is a black, charred mess of macbook, panda and several dozen band t-shirts.
And yet today, after several polite reminders and even more snarky purple post-its, I still found three lit candles wobbling uneasily on top of the toilet, mere inches away from the ugly silk plant (that was there when I moved in.)
Okay so, I know actual murder is out of the questioning, but is bludgeoning really so bad?
What if I put her hand into a bowl of warm water while she sleeps?
How difficult is it to simply not leave open flame unattended? It's simple common sense, and it greatly decreases the likelyhood that I will come home one day to find the apartment has burned down and all that remains is a black, charred mess of macbook, panda and several dozen band t-shirts.
And yet today, after several polite reminders and even more snarky purple post-its, I still found three lit candles wobbling uneasily on top of the toilet, mere inches away from the ugly silk plant (that was there when I moved in.)
Okay so, I know actual murder is out of the questioning, but is bludgeoning really so bad?
What if I put her hand into a bowl of warm water while she sleeps?
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