I might actually kill my roommate tonight.
How difficult is it to simply not leave open flame unattended? It's simple common sense, and it greatly decreases the likelyhood that I will come home one day to find the apartment has burned down and all that remains is a black, charred mess of macbook, panda and several dozen band t-shirts.
And yet today, after several polite reminders and even more snarky purple post-its, I still found three lit candles wobbling uneasily on top of the toilet, mere inches away from the ugly silk plant (that was there when I moved in.)
Okay so, I know actual murder is out of the questioning, but is bludgeoning really so bad?
What if I put her hand into a bowl of warm water while she sleeps?
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