lobsters

Yesterday at work, I was serving a party of ten very attractive 20-somethings, and managed to spill an entire schooner (a really big mug) of beer all over the one guy's lap. He was really nice about it, which made the whole thing even more embarrassing. He actually just seemed to feel bad for me because I was so embarrassed.

I was serving another table at the time, an older British couple, and then commented on what I had done and said, "Well, he's quite good looking, we thought you might have done it on purpose!"